…..listen in as the battle for the title of true conservative focuses on the shameful application of butter to Iowans’ beloved corn by the evil liberals….
True Conservative #1: “Did you see the video of Hillary smothering her good Iowa corn with a wasteful excess of butter? Outrageous!”
True Conservative #2: “How about those leftist, traitorous, un-American supporters of hers conspiring to do it all behind closed doors? And the main-stream media would have let them get away with it! Yet another example how she and all the rest of that godless hoard can’t be trusted. Take our country back!”
True Conservative #3: “Obama was, of course, behind this whole scandalous affair – saying he would stay out of it, but secretly supplying logistical support – just one more lie and intrusion of governmental tyranny – all part of the drift towards communism!”
Nuts, of course – but anymore so that what will be in the “real” news today?!